Archive - Baboon's Musings

The Sufferings of Emmeram: A Kuttenberg Tale

Long post warning.

Mar 30 •

The Forgotten Worker: An Office Odyssey

How my company forgot I existed and I worked worklessly for two glorious years

Mar 8 •

January 2025

Nine Months with a Sink-Pissing Caveman: the Worst Roommate I've Ever Had

I had the ill fortune to live with an actual caveman for almost an entire year.

Jan 25 •

December 2024

My Cat Found His God Inside a Humidifier

I have a problem that is driving my wife and me to the brink of madness, and that problem's name is Mr.

Dec 7, 2024 •

My One True Love: the Dog Food Factory on I-70

I'm a pretty normal guy in almost every other aspect of my life, and this is something I would never dare admit to anyone IRL.

Dec 1, 2024 •

The Prairie Dog Liberation Front

We stand opposed to the prairie dog genocide in suburban Denver

Dec 1, 2024 •

This is Baboon's Musings.

Dec 1, 2024 •

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